Supper, by Dick Lisp

Supper

by Dick Lisp

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1.	Jaundice Jimmy 02:50	lyrics	buy track
Hey, name's Jaundice Jimmy. I'm just your average quadriplegic high-schooler with his eye on the ball, and my hand nestled between my thighs. It's the first day of my fifth attempt at graduating from Eyes Wide Shut Boarding school. It's not gonna be easy, but when you've got your peers behind you, anything is possible. That right there is Butthole Brittany. She's a sucker for sucking pucker, a total ace for avant-anal. Watch out though, it's got thirty-two rows of teeth. Talk about a major cavity. Yep, Lizard-dick Linus. If you want it, he sells. Earl Grey, Satan's Sage, Beezlebub's Bud, Chron's disease, ebaumsworld, Heavensgate, 42, 57, your color is red, e*****y, 304, bootleg spank mags, pirated Avatar sequels on floppy disc, the flavor-aid they used at Jonestown, and fun-dip. Yep, he's got it all, heh. That's my history teacher, Mr. Pepsi. The gu-... the guy's fucked. Complete pedophile. I, look, I just, I can't right now. It's too much. The guy- this fucking guy is sick. Just a total sick fuck. Jesus Christ. Yep, that's Grace. She's okay. Yep, there's biology with Ms. Boobs. Divorced three times. She's got a great personality. Finally, there's the girl of my dreams: Jegijegi Czardom. What else can you say about her? We've been friends since middle school, but I haven't had the courage to ask her out. I'm just so worried that she won't concede to my micropenis. Yep, you heard me right, my dick is small. Seven and a half inches. Yeah, I don't know what's stopping me from ending it all. I guess that's just what high school is all about. Making friends, and losing them all to a cluster suicide. Hey, what can I say, I'm not allowed within 50 feet of a school. This year would be different. This is the story about, a parade, three dogs, wingdings font, a barmitzfah, and a dick lisp record that lead to the untimely deaths of all that I love.
2.	I Am In Your Neighborhood 03:28	lyrics	buy track
I weigh lighter than air now and I feel the crushing sound in my ears now and I am cosmically embarrassed and I am deathly ill of the suburbs I am in your neighborhood At 9AM I was shulking in my living room but at 9PM I was shitting up your neighborhood and I a walking property devaluation and I deprived of efficaciousness in love In love I Cannot believe what you said to me and I Cannot believe what you said to me and I will never see your face again and I will never see your face again
3.	Elaine 02:01	lyrics	buy track
My bank account is red And my brain lacks serotonin I wish that I was dead and I wish that I was sober Opulently eating pringles Inside my room, now Heavy is the weight of my feet on my unvacuumed floor I am always drowning Forever fucking drowning In the tepid piss waters which most are swimming If I could find the time to take lessons I would But every time I show up I get embarrassed and leave I just- I JUST get angry!! >:( I feel so fucking stupid But self-aware and lucid Just enough to change, But not enough to do it Even if you don't leave me Can't promise that I'll see A different version of myself in the future that isn't a total piece of shit Who knows!?!? haha
4.	Deadass 01:55	lyrics	buy track
UWU On my way to the store I'm prone Heaven knows, I've got to go To the bathroom where I belong Looking at my hairline, in the stall (Using my cellular phone camera) Couldn't pick up my hair in the bathroom mirror, somehow! I was GOOD, I was FINE, until you crossed my mind It's not your fault I just have BPD, oh OH! What's wrong with me lately? I can't seem to find the time to... Sucking noises, sucking choices! I think I'll die in such a state! (I bring nothing to the table.) (I will bring nothing to the table) Deadass? Deadass???? DEADASS????? DEADASS??????? (deadass?) DEADAASSS????????? It's been one week since you looked at me Cocked your head to the side and said I'm angry Five days since you laughed at me Said get that together, come back and see me
5.	PRT 02:12	lyrics	buy track
Sitting at the bus stop Checking for the bus fair Cold wind bites my neck My eczema flares I forgot my fifty cents god dammit holy shit another three mile walk in weather like this!! I got a gallon of water and a shit-ton of office supplies w-why do I do do this I wanna fucking die I fuckin hate myself
6.	Puke On My Spine 02:14	lyrics	buy track
Oh what a horror, Oh what a horror! Love is in the backseat, Death is in the corner! Oh you're puking up sprite, and you've been jizzing on my mind, yeah Puke on my spine Puke on my mind Mulholland Drive DVD You never even see me anymore Gushing out blood, now it's falling onto the floor! Oh you pentagonal girl Oh you got me in a whirl Puke on my spine Puke on my mind
7.	Incomprehensible Verbal Chatter 03:54	lyrics	buy track
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8.	Youch, My Freakin' Loins! 02:23	lyrics	buy track
Are we of pulchtritude? Are we of love? Have we gone mad with power? Is this the only power that we have? Useless bodies on a pike barreling toward hell Bodies riding on a wheel barreling towards hell Can we talk about it later? Can we be good now? Should we be frightened of the way the houses stand like obelisks, celebrated to the zenith of death itself?
9.	Psychic Terror 04:27	lyrics	buy track
On my carapace noxious Sugar-trace Hello, Hello Empty, feeling low Waterlogging all my circuitry I cannot face the harsh reality Oh, please smash mY FACE Put a dent in it with a rock Oh, at Crater Lake You put a rock, a rock, a rock, in my face Old Spice, on my neck Long rope tied up to it Farewell, I'll see you coming around to our latitude Your love breaks my back Taking all the covers when you sleep in my bed Your love looks like your laugh Sometimes it feels like your faking it -------------------- The North Star gets brighter every night, I swear It's not a pleasant sign, it feels like a deadly omen Like the star was a facade, it was a meteor the whole time It's the size of Texas I feel sick, I feel heavy All the time I've already wasted and the time I've yet to waste I feel anger, I feel heavy It's all natural when you're this pathetic A young man sits in a bedroom with a cigarette in his hand He lights it and looks at it but he never takes a drag He lets it ash onto his carpet Before smashing it into his desk He feels stupid and scared for his life Does smoking affect your sex life It's not like I'm having sex wait I meant HE he's alone so long burning his eyes out with a spear and in the other room I can hear my mom talking to herself with the loud, under-your-breath s-sound
10.	Coinpusher 04:50	lyrics	buy track
You kidding me? I have lost it completely. I haven't done work In the past few days I perceive a different torture method a cacophonic wail of something else you've said before And it it gets so bad I really have to try not to think about how it hurts or how it hurts because of how weak I am Bob Ross on my desk my dog is such a bitch will you stop fucking barking or I will curse you with the might of one-thousand suns Wait okay I wouldn't do that to my dog that's kind of fucked up Like, I wouldn't do any of that Animal abuse is kinda sus IT'S KINDA SUS (fuck harvey weinstein)
11.	Yellow Umbrella 08:30	lyrics	buy track
Someone new dies She opens her rain fly Out in the cold Dressed up in black tie He awkwardly stands by and waits as she leaves And they search for another that the earth will soon cover A funeral to attend Never knowing each other Never soon to be lovers Never finding a friend And she's got a tattoo; the equivalent of a bruise; it's hidden under her sleeve Didn't think anyone knew She's posing for a statue Sculpted out of ice On a rope he will hang to his mother's dismay flirting with his grave And maybe he's playing or maybe he has something important to say And he's just a passerby, heard someone new died; went to the funeral And as he stood casket side He couldn't even cry but he knew it was her She just sat hopeful, lonely, and eager to leave. A world that's more truthful, lovely and beautiful, still wouldn't be good enough for her.